Author: hkdave95

In the roundtrip of life knowledge and honesty gets you complete

A gem

A person is not judged by the friends they keep, but the deeds they do in life.   Friends are of all shapes and sizes / some go back a long way / some we have not met yet.   Never underestimate the camaraderie and right built into the motley…
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The conveyor belt

I tried the table tennis ball trick, This one had an added effect, It did not bounce in the middle, Middle bounce was normal on all other conveyor belts, However, side bounce was never the case, The experiment happened first in Bungay Coop, And has been working wonders…
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The Pub We Went to on Tuesday

We came to drink, Or, I came to drink, I came to detoxify my mind, To tell a story, To relate a yarn, Darn it was good to get something of my chest, Trawlerboys a pint at 4.6%, Twas a great yarn spinned, As if we…
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Fruitless Labour

Like scurvy riddled souls that we are, Without fruit in our labour, We wallow in a way which is shallow, Unmelodramatic and time passing,  A gentler pursuit you shall not find, Relax because labour that is dig the hole, Is like fill it in again, Can be…
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Poem for a customer

Say, I do that last Christmas is a song once sung also not so long ago, This year has flown, as does the barn owl from across the field in moonlight glinting upon wing, Talon’s ready to pick the mouse running with cheese in mouth from, House with yellow glow from…
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A Novelty

McDonald’s midnight Till update, Fate, Destiny, Trait, Well I waited for a spate, Mate, Sorry for the weight, Not so much hate as last visit, I hate you two, Through me it went, Passed without trouble, Love with a backwards L, I…
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Corny Lou

Gray tables stuck in the ground, Bats not flying, But, laid ready to play, No balls to be seen, All like a game has been and gone, The park quiet on a Friday morning, Not many at play as the schools teach, Knowledge sucked by those hungry…
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Glam Chowder

No sign of a BB gun as I stood at the bar, Waiting, For what? A pint! 5 minutes I waited without another punter in sight, So, Barman arrived, I pointed and touched the pump I wanted, He turned and pulled from the corner pump, …
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The Hatch

Bar fly sat looking, Through the hatch at the kitchen, Chef cooking with gas, And the contents of the white jar, Blah blah blah The sound of the patrons talking whilst eating, White jar passed out of hatch for all to see, Later the patrons went home,…
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Archibald Bish Bash Bosh

The school arrived wrong, In through the out door, Space available, Took it, Got out, Locked car, Walked in, Signed in, Was in, Now after intro over, I wait, All. David A. Robertson 21.06.2019