Category: Poetry

In the roundtrip of life knowledge and honesty gets you complete

Corny Lou

Gray tables stuck in the ground, Bats not flying, But, laid ready to play, No balls to be seen, All like a game has been and gone, The park quiet on a Friday morning, Not many at play as the schools teach, Knowledge sucked by those hungry…
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Glam Chowder

No sign of a BB gun as I stood at the bar, Waiting, For what? A pint! 5 minutes I waited without another punter in sight, So, Barman arrived, I pointed and touched the pump I wanted, He turned and pulled from the corner pump, …
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The Hatch

Bar fly sat looking, Through the hatch at the kitchen, Chef cooking with gas, And the contents of the white jar, Blah blah blah The sound of the patrons talking whilst eating, White jar passed out of hatch for all to see, Later the patrons went home,…
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Archibald Bish Bash Bosh

The school arrived wrong, In through the out door, Space available, Took it, Got out, Locked car, Walked in, Signed in, Was in, Now after intro over, I wait, All. David A. Robertson 21.06.2019

Today

Did not want to get out of bed, Got out of bed alive, The only way really, Got dressed shaved and cleaned teeth, Lady came to sell me two tickets, Brian heard a lot of noise when he went about his business, Tesco’s beckoned, Bought Panini’s x…
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Easter Egg You On

Open door, Walk out front, Listen to birds tweeting about laying eggs, Look about, Look right spot people hide, Creep out a bit more, Look left spot people, Don’t hide this time, Woman sees me and speaks to child, Causes me to circle therapy, …
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Fair Farm Mate

All’s fair in the love of farming, The result be food for the table, If you farm fair not, Beware the Bot of correctness, If you farm fair you have nought to fear, 4 what is it that you do wrong? Nought I say for fortune favours the…
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Anyone for tennis?

At the table I joined, There were 5 women, I made six, Then another man arrived, Then another man arrived, Then there were three men and 5 women, 8 is enough for any meeting, Two apologies later the minutes were read, There it was in black…
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Kirby Cane By Cane

K, See and the sun shining on the hair band, We all live in a two village one, With a hi hun, And a bye bye baby, We soak up the sun, Ellingham half Kirby Cane Half, We divide and join as much as is possible, Once…
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Star Wars, the Light Sabre, and the long toothed Tiger :)

Extinction might come to the proud one, Long in tooth and bold in type, A Tiger, a sabre toothed one, Well might the one made of light glare bright, The tiger did not take fright, Just declined to notice, how bright the light did glare, Fear is not…
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